WOW! Look how pointy the new Golf GTI is!

If there is a just god in this universe, she was yelling “What are thooooooooooooooose?!”

you know what would be awesome, this:

You know what? I liked Garden State and I kind of loved the soundtrack. You know what else I liked? (500) Days of Summer.

Relax, Natalie. People hate The Phantom Menace way more than they hate Garden State.

Nice! way to hate on a city because they were subject to a terrorist attack. you are a classy guy!

Right here haters....right here. The Champs are Here!!!

Ernie Adams stopped taping the Dolphins signals after his decoder told him to “drink more Ovaltine.”

I’m all in favour of the Second Amendment, provided it applies only to guns that existed at the time the amendment was ratified. No centerfire ammunition, semi-auto, double-action revolver, none of that.

You don’t even get a percussion cap (invented in 1807), so good luck killin’ folks when it rains.

*Swipes iPhone up to turn on camera* [Cannot Take Photo. There is not enough available storage to take photo]

We can’t prove anything say you are guilty, cause come on you must be, you are too good and we will lower the penalty....Please, stop being a big meanie and admit to the thing we cant prove.

This isn’t a court, the NFL can’t issue warrants, they have absolutely no right to search his personal property. I say this as Jets fan who loves that the decision was upheld. Goodell is a moron and his handling of this incident, like every other thing he has done recently, has been appalling.

Here’s the ridiculous thing: they had the cellphones of the two guys they (the league) were accusing of tampering the balls pursuant to this “scheme”.

If the NFL is now approaching the PA to make a deal, it seems to me their lawyers finally smartened up and told Goodell they would not have a case for suspension that would hold up in court.

You spelled "whoa" wrong. Four times.

NOTE THE IRONY OF A CAT-PARASITE-INFESTED TOXOPLASMA ZOMBIE REFERRING TO A BOLD TRUTH-TELLER AS A “SHITHEAD”

...said the person whose brain is no doubt infested with cat poop parasites.

Will Gordon has a cat. He also likes Schlitz and hates Yuengling. Coincidence? I think not.

Just had my Polestar wrapped. I have over 7,000 miles on mine, so any questions you want answered Michael?