Let me start by saying I had no idea that Suns swingman Gerald Green only has nine fingers

No wonder he's so good at driving to the rim while still playing the zone.

Even leaving aside his sketchy record and the conflicts of interest here, I've read a lot of books about history and have learned that ascending to a post as high as FBI director means you should be presumptively regarded with distrust and skepticism.

READ BETWEEN THE LINES, SHEEPLE

I think it's merely a graphical representation of a hypothetical suggestion.

The door is black.. so it obviously provoked this whole thing. NYPD must be wanting to give him a job.

Are we through the looking glass here, people? What happened to football players having enough sense to be embarrassed that they'd been cuckolded?

That is a travel.

Except his killers were charged & indicted, and at trial they'll go away for decades if not be put to death. Unlike these killer cops who straight up walked, usually without a trial. You ignorant dumbass. Think for 2 seconds.

Of all of the really stupid comments in the grays that I read because I hate myself, I want to single this one out because I think it's truly a monumental achievement in tone-deafness to imagine that young black men are being more detrimentally affected by sympathetic Deadspin articles than by being MURDERED.

I'm pretty sure I'm not the only person on Earth who liked Death to Smoochy, but if I am, I'm okay with that.

Regardless your #hottake on anything related to Ferguson, the gesture by the Rams players is pretty much the textbook definition of a peaceful protest. No one was hurt, no property was damaged, there was no offensive language, etc. It's crazy to me that anyone living in the United States of America could be offended…

Stock price goes up in anticipation of rising future profits, the investors pushing for it cash out and take their money. After that they have no reason to give a shit about how the company does.

Nivea Shaving Gel (not the cream). It's the best I've found without spending a pretentious amount of money. And it's thick enough that you don't need to use very much which means one can will last a long time.

Nivea Shaving Gel (not the cream). It's the best I've found without spending a pretentious amount of money. And…

Can we just institute a rule that if you worry whether your drink/sport/hat/car/sweater/movie/life is "manly" or not then you are not manly, will never be manly, and should just stay inside your bedroom where no one else has to deal with your stupidity. This also extends to anyone who gives a shit about anything…

If being bald and unable to put on muscle meant you had cancer, the Hasselbeck brothers would've died 15 years ago.

It has been around forever! Hmph, why didn't he mention that literally with an exclamation point when writing this article... what a jerk that Will Gordon is.

This is my girlfriend's least favorite beer. I don't think she's ever actually tasted it but after I have a few and start going around the house saying "Its a celebration, bitches!" like it was 2002 she is not amused.

I guess the basis economy is foreign to you. Go hug a tree or give an abortion, I only hope you don't procreate