Muffin/Corduroy needs some clarification, would your hands be normal functioning hands except made out of muffin, or would there just be actual muffins in place of your hands? Because one of those makes the question a no brainer, the other makes it more complicated.

I think the fact that you remember this might mean you are a little bit crazy.

"Drink Up, Kevin, it's Birdie Juice"

Yeah, by then I'm sure I'll have $100 million plus the running and maintenance costs. No sweat.

I am not a doctor, but no, it was much more than a glorified case of a broken bone. George suffered a compound fracture of both his tibia and fibula. Those are the second and third longest bones in your body (after the femur), and "compound" means that the bone shredded soft tissue and pierced through the skin.

It's the same thing that happened to the Patriots in the early 00s. They beat and beat up the Colts using similar strategies, and the league changed the rules because of it.

Funny...I seem to remember a bunch of loud Seahawks fans calling everyone else whiners for talking about the refs screwing them out of games against Seattle last year. It's amazing how quickly things change.

No, I haven't been there in years. But I'm skeptical as to how they keep all 500000 lines clean and kegs fresh over there in a student neighborhood, too.

"Ha! That stuff happens all the time! Sometimes, when I head into the sauna, I'm all like 'I can't wait to sleep with my wife! She's so hot! Going to have the sexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxyyy sex with her later!' and then, all of a sudden, I'm blowing some dude! LOL!"

Don't forget to take a poop before you leave. Weight loss.

I have always stored coffee mugs upside down and glasses rim up. There is literally no reason for this behavior, and now that you have made me think about it, it will drive me insane. Thanks.

HOT TAKE COMING THROUGH:

No sane person would store their bowls or plates upside down. Glasses don't get a free pass.

I'm a down man myself, but since I've gone 29 years without hearing of a single instance of someone getting sick from A.Cup Dust or B.Cabinet Grime, I assume either is fine.

Ah you were in a Ford. You need the Chevy to find new roads.

Yao: Welcome to the Shanghai Sharks.

Also, I went out last night and saw Aziz Ansari at the Garden and then my coffeemaker blew up and... yeh, sorry TMS is late.

To be fair, when he works with the kids, he really puts their blood, sweat and tears into it.

I don't care about the deception. Honestly if the engine doesn't make enough noise to hear, I'm fine with that. We've been moving towards that for years now. But don't give me a fake V8 sound because it doesn't really matter. I'd rather a nice quiet cabin than have to hear some generic engine sound at WoT randomly.

I'll definitely be seeing pink all October, as long as my cat insists on sleeping with his butt on my face every night.