Oh Los Angeles, I’m so sorry. Come here. Lemme give you a hug. I wish I could say it’s gonna be ok, but sometimes bad things happen to good people. I’m sorry. It’s not your fault (repeat 5x til tears subside).

There’s no way this racist fuck is under 65 years old. I’ll take “shitty racism of the 1950s” for 500 please, Alex.

Fantastic capper. That’s what makes a good anecdote.

I’m sure it’s been pointed out, but Gary Jules’ cover of Mad World, as used in Donnie Darko, may be patient zero for this trend. So much so that this exact cover has been used in trailers for other movies and video games for the same effect.

The Daily Show in its Jon Stewart prime could only dream to knock it out of the park like you did there.

Help me, Kinja. I can’t tell what the tiny images are on Schilling’s Facebook Lock of the Week.

They’re both serial cheaters, so of course they’re simpatico.

Have you ever worked for a company? I know HamNo hasn’t, but maybe you have? If not, here’s how it works at every company in America:

Everything you say is correct, but humorless communists don’t care for any shades of gray on their “capitalism is pure evil” worldview.

And apparently, an HBO show only featuring one boob isn’t good enough.

This hot take: It is a good and correct hot take.

Which is odd, because Deadspin itself wrote about his toy donations every year.

I’ll remember how he spent tens of thousands of dollars of his own money every year to buy toys for Houston kids in the foster care system, because that’s the kind of man he is. And I’ll also remember that his greatness shouldn’t be overshadowed by the shittiness of the teams he played on.

Yeah, I’m listening to this song too. It’s great!

This post calls for a little vintage Samwell.

What’s with the “splat” sound effect? Could you by any chance delete that from the internet forever?

Thanks, Mr. McKenna, and thanks Deadspin, for this piece. This is what journalism aspires to do: Capture a slice of humanity in great detail so that we can reflect on our world, our culture, and our lives.

You take all the stars and you take them now.

Alex Jones circa the early GWB era (ie the Waking Life era) was very different than he is now. He was still raging about conspiracy theories such as the New World Order etc, but he was from more of a libertarian, anti-corporatist, anti-statist perspective. He’s since morphed into a far-right authoritarian populist who…

Thank you for “dropping the knowledge,” as the kids say, that great pitchers aren’t great every game. Like Beck says, “WOW!”