Can we talk about Carnival Magic?

After watching the Avalanche episode, I have but one question: Is this review up to code?

It was originally supposed to be a cartoon chipmunk, but everybody thought that was a little TOO messed up.

This is clearly a build-up to Wrestlemania 33.

It all truly comes full circle. The original Disneyland TV show was aired on ABC and ABC originally had a stake in Disneyland, but the relationship between Disney and ABC soured due to ABC refusing to broadcast in color and aldo due to ABC holding up renewals for Zorro and Mickey Mouse Club to the point where those…

This is my one opportunity to point out that Mickey Mouse also once had a drink at Cheers, in the "Mickey's 60th Birthday" special from 1988.

If you'll excuse me, I'll be gearing up for Fuller House Reviewed.

I've been sitting here trying to think of a clever first comment, but I've read through the article three times and all I can think of is "Yup, this sounds like a movie."

This conflict would have been solved in a single film if somebody just stopped at a McDonalds to get some dinner.

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Stephanie Meyer must have seen the success of Fifty Shades of Grey and thought "You know what? I can take advantage of my book's fan fiction community too!"

I want to know so much more.

"You have selected… Agent Zero? If that is correct, press one."

Tonight was also the final episode of WWE Network's Swerved, so let us all honor that one time Fandango and Heath Slater worked in that coffee shop.

Looks like I'm going to spend another week re-reading Full House Reviewed.

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Sometimes, to pump myself up for the most random of tasks, I'll just start quietly chanting "It's FCU, It's ICU."

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DID YOU ORDER THE CODE RED?!?!?!

When are we gonna get a Great JORB, Internet?