Still can’t believe I lost this race.

guy in the Aston won

Dunno man,

Pink Floyd tried to warn us about this dark side like forty years ago.

I mean, you’re still gonna die. Happy Tuesday!

I mean, it was food once, so sure.

Left a couple dozen cans of Coke in the back seat of my first car. Winter ensued. Said sticky beverage expanded, and the increased pressure forced it out through the structural weak point of the cans. Learned that day that Coke icicles are much nicer in thought than practice.

I had a client shit his pants in my car. Some doody juice soaked into my seat. Does that count?

Unnecessarily long, absolutely gorgeous.

Dames Bond.

They’d better hope his son isn’t John.

OLDEST JOKE IN THE BOOK

That’s really weird. The only thing in my car that comes on at 64-mph is Super Eurobeat.

Arrinera Hussarya GT

What is that car in the headline pic? I’m in love.

He shifted to P for POWER!

That’s not what they meant by SKYACTIV.

Does that mean he’s not coming on then?

Which head?