So after decades of defending itself without carriers, how did this happen? The one-word answer:

That’s awesome. Thanks.

It’s not David Tracy. It’s ... David Tracy’s Portlandia cousin.

Stars for you, your son, and the scout troop.

Well shit. That sure beats all the crap that my son, his scout troop and I pulled out of a ravine yesterday as part of the Clean Your Streams day. Seven plus tires, broken bikes, scooters and 20+ bags of garbage. It was nasty  

And that person has earned their pay three times over, today.

You know someone at Porsche was like “Hey the Tesla has broken down! Quick send out a Taycan”!

Track owners have renamed that portion of the course, Schadenfreude Corner.

It would seem like Porsche’s...

No, I can only post pictures of five. I actually had a pic of one with the t-tops and back off too, and tried to correct the original double posting, and this happened, so I gave up. What Kinja wants, Kinja gets.

Could you post a picture of one? 

This is the worst answer ever.

I think he needs something that can stay fresh, by literally changing to suit the day’s current needs. Sedan, convertible, wagon? The Pulsar NX is all these things, and you will never see another one coming your way. On this budget, you could probably find the one remaining one with less than 50,000 miles and restore…

Wanna bet?

No, more of an Alfa wheel. A la 8C.

Do the multiple 24 Hours of Nurburgring count?

Do you have the matching outfit