Let he who is without a Steam backlog 20 games deep cast the first Top Gun NES cartridge.

Let me guess. You like to sip on whiskey while listening to your collection of records, pretending you’re some kind of writer, typing away on your MacBook, with five empty cups of Starbucks coffee sitting on your desk as decoration. Get out of here, ya hipster.

I just looked at my butthole with a magnifying glass, and I can confirm that they are literally not the same thing.

Looking at your butthole with a magnifying glass is amazing tho.

You can play Mario on your butthole?

Mirrors.

Get NMS instead, it has more content.

Roguelike and early access. Well I’ve seen enough.

You lick it clean like a man