+1 key on the train with the lads on the way to a weekend stag do

I’m really happy for him, Cocaine use is a lot more widely accepted in the UK.

No one can steal defeat from the jaws of victory like Democrats.

Calling it now: She doesn’t get the Democratic nomination, runs as an independent, splits the liberal vote and a Republican barely squeeks into office with 30-35% of the vote total. This scene will probably repeat itself across the country and all of a sudden Democrats and other liberals will find themselves more…

When I was 11 my family took a road trip to a family reunion. I have three younger siblings and we were each given a disposable camera with which to capture memories. We camped in Yellowstone a few days. One of those days, we drove to an area of the park to see a waterfall. In the parking lot for the waterfall viewing…

Exactly. But let’s listen to the people who think Brock Osweiler is better than Colin Kaepernick.

And the UofM Cardiovascular Center. Ranked#5 (Mass. General) & #10 (UofM) ranked heart hospitals nationally.

That’s a poem!

Well, that settles it. Nigel Hayes will never play another game at quarterback in the NFL.

Within a day: Pearl necklaces would become extremely rare and valuable, as the vast majority of them would have been clutched into dust.

Not surprising at all, look how he showed up for ESPN Gameday in 2016.

Occam’s Razor: what Browns fans use to cut themselves.

Maybe we’re reading too much into this, and the simple answer is the correct answer: the Browns don’t know what the fuck they’re doing and this is further evidence of it.

...the rules, as written, were restrictive to athletes stuck in bad situations out of their immediate control.

Same thing happened to Mary Kay Letourneau.

I once encountered a young Samoan man who was 6'2" and at least 200 pounds, with noticeably well-defined musculature. I figured him for 18 or 19.

I’m just here to see who plays the worst “ryhmes with Samoan” card.

Lions, too. LIONS!! THEY ARE GAY PRIDES, how can you possibly be against that?

But... there really are gay elephants.