I’m not surprised. He can’t protect the shotgun on the field so why would anyone expect him to do it off the field?

> fuck their second-rate city

He really dinged the donger

On a per-minute basis, he lost almost as much money as Rick Pitino.

I know how he feels, I got drunk and thought I could make a ball bearing Blizzard, the machine blew up and DQ is garnishing my wages at a 99% clip to cover the loss.

*slow clap*

Better than QBs, on average.

he didn’t want marijuana usage to be “something that we’ll be held accountable for some years down the road.”

Their team hashtag (#BearWithUs) doesn’t inspire confidence

You’re probably a really fun person to have a drink with.

There are anti-dog trolls now?

SVP is the anti-Berman. ESPN lucked the fuck out the day they hired him. Not saying he was always great - it took him some time to grow into what he is now - but damn if he isn’t the best part of the network for the past several years.

Yes, he’s the 266th Pope, which is incidentally the same number of times that Brady Hoke forgot his locker combination during his UM tenure.

Going from SVP to Kanell is objectively worse than going from Obama to Trump.

And yet Darren Rovell, the cockroach’s cockroach, will survive these cuts and outlive us all.

#BrandsArePeopleTooMyFriend

the Woody Hayes look

No couple REALLY cues up an episode of Real Sex to get in the mood.

this is a completely excellent comment and as a UM homer I am angry

Jim Harbaugh and the Michigan Wolverines went to Rome for reasons that are unknown and uninteresting to me.