When did this happen? Now I can’t stop seeing Uncle Shaq...

...NCAA ...an institution with any morals or ethics.

You know that plan of attack will be based on some solid fundamentals.

Also, Pop has made me a Spurs fan simply because I like rooting for him. (And I grew up hating the Spurs.)

Oh, I agree with much of what you are saying. My take on Obama’s foreign policy is that he was particularly interested in Europe (especially NATO), but not especially strong with China. What I will say is that I still hold strong that Obama handled Putin appropriately. As for China, yes, we have to stop their…

This is a good dog and a good dog post.

No snark. Proud owner of a rescue lab mix. This is Chief. I know it sounds trite, but he knows he was rescued and he is the best goddamn dog I have ever known. Pure heart. Please, if you are considering getting an animal, go to a shelter near you.

I understand the utility of the nose of the person in front, but the one in back just looks... painful.

You can’t organize a sex party, you just have to let it happen.

Pictured: Gar Foreman.

“I’m going to have to fight a chicken right now with my dick hanging out in the Caribbean”

Some quality stuff there, sure. But I don’t think anything will ever top this (probably apocryphal) Best Of Craigslist story. I die laughing every time I read this:

True to the spirit of Carmelo, this is the barely-beating the shot clock, contested twenty-footer of trades.

Contemporary sociologists trace the origin of the phrase “alternate facts” back to the 2015, the year that the Super Bowl champion Carolina Panthers became the first team in NFL history to go undefeated.

With a little touch of bourbon

“Oh, you’re one of the good ones. Here’s some money.”

Eh, I think that the only way to cut this Gordian knot (without setting it on fucking fire) is to call out and encourage decency. It’s at a premium nowadays, and I feel like people are so caught up in their right to feel injured/afraid/angry that the knot just gets tighter.

It’s kind of a perfect parallel. He’s got the brother who’s undeniably worse yet somehow wins more.