buddy, casual racism in the NFL is actually a plus on most draft boards and in free agent files.

an obsession with risk aversion in every capacity except serial domestic abuse generally leads the league to make exceptionally stupid decisions.

I gotta go with the Ghostkeeper because a) it’s a flawless Hockey Guy name and b) even if legal name changes are OK, it’s still horseshit.

realistically speaking he’ll probably get a lacrosse scholarship

an old white dipshit “well, actually”-ing the concept of a disadvantaged class fighting for equity through the court system is the piece de resistance of this shitstorm of a saga.

A novel interpretation of embarrassing yourself to own the libz/City elites

It’s Andy Benoit. Who gives a flying shit?

remember Ricky Davis throwing the ball at his own rim just to get a triple double one NIGHT?

...gonorrhea

the GOAT. no questions asked.

OK but if it’s the place on the corner where there’s dust caked onto the candy bars that expired sometime in 2016 and unless you’re feeling very bold, you probably wouldn’t get a turkey sandwich from behind the counter, does that at least qualify as a bodega?

I’m gonna pull up and shoot this shot, but Muse’s Black Holes and Revelations goes from Take a Bow to Starlight to Supermassive Black Hole to Map of the Problematique and honestly it might be the best opening to any album I’ve ever heard. You can pick either the first 3 or the second 3 there and it still holds. Pure…

Continue advocating and enjoying the suppression of free speech in yours.

What the hell are you doing dragging Donald Glover into this? What’s wrong with his music career?

This is correct.

I only have one cup* per day.

Happy to have a brother-in-arms on this site.

Not for nothing, they’re not even in that position without him (not to mention he was 9/9 from the line up to the last 2-3 minutes of the game.) Michigan kept him off the offensive glass which was necessary-but-not-sufficient to win and he and Rob Gray still gave them everything they could handle.

I tend to have the exact opposite problem where I can’t stop pooping but that’s a general facet of my life, so.

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP