I love pulling my sheets out of the dryer and wrapping myself in them. I'm like a giant human shaped cat in that way.

I just got some garlic stuffed olives and they are quite delicious.

While I get and appreciate your point about the feet not being obstructed by untucked sheets (I hate that, even as a non-tucker), simply can't deal with having a restriction if I lift my feet. Also, there is the question of temperature regulation being made possible by sticking a footie out of under the covers :)…

Shut up, Gwyneth. This is a waste of pixels. Here's the shit you actually need to know/have/look into for Bed Linen Awesomeness and its adjunct benefits, from An Old Who Has Fucked All Of This Up Before :

*Narrows eyes* I am married to one of you people and it makes me sick.

Hell, if you sleep alone, why make the bed? Tug the blankets sort of straight, go on about your day.

Her next kid will be Sofia Blanche.

"Tomorrow's my last day at Jez, y'all"

But what about Blanche and Sofia??

She was pregnant? Also, is she going to name her next daughter Blanche Sophia?

If you haven't seen The Outsiders, you should. He was the most beautiful guy I'd ever seen in that movie. And that was a movie that also included Patrick Swayze, so he had some pretty tough competition.

Is it a mistrial if all the jurors respond "Absolutely Nuthin!"?

That's what I was thinking. Wouldn't you legally have to change your name back to Johnathan to be called Johnathan in a court of law? If your legal name is "War Machine," I'd expect you would be referred to as "Mr. Machine." hahahaha. What a douche.

Here's what I don't get: if he is separate from his character, why did he legally change his name to War Machine and how on earth could he use his birth name in legal documents? Technically his birth name would now be considered an alias wouldn't it?

A lot of humor has been found in aspects of horrible things. I'm reminded of some holocaust jokes...

I KNEW IT WOULD BE WEIRD AL.

Wait, though. The stairs people ALL OF A SUDDEN GOT A 3RD KID. Where did he come from?! It's like when Robbie Rist all of a sudden showed up on The Brady Bunch.

100 percent agree that "va-jay-jay" is far more bothersome than "women's bits". honestly, if i'm just discussing vagina/vagina-related topics with friends or something, i'm most likely to use the americanized version of women's bits, "lady parts" (always with "mah" instead of "my" before it..."mah lady parts") just…

Talking about shit/poop/feces isn't appropriate for polite conversation to begin with.

i gotta second lydkarbrrr's question- poop is maybe the more childish sounding word for poop, but do you just prefer saying shit? if so, i gotta disagree with you on that one.