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I have ZERO hesitation on calling someone out who cuts. Unless you were already in line and ask to leave briefly for a bathroom or coffee run, don’t bother. I simply will make you out for the ass that you are in front of x number of people no matter who you are. I’ve done it at airports, movie premieres, you name…

Um, no. F this.

But where’s the material action to back this up? The family who owns Jack Daniel’s is worth $12.3 BILLION. What would actually be cool of them is to locate Nathan Green’s living descendants and offer them stock options.

This was totally risky. Did you see him weaving traffic on the highway? What if someone over reacted to his weaving and caused another accident.

Make tea in the microwave?!? MAKE TEA IN THE MICROWAVE????

Make tea in the microwave?!? MAKE TEA IN THE MICROWAVE????

We also know TSA has been selling Pre $checkmark for 6 years. Can’t help but think they are doing this just to increase the demand for it.

Now this sounds like a job more exciting than it is.

I always find it funny when dealership employees or any employee for that matter make fun of people who can’t afford a $200k car or other pricy stuff. Dude, you are a sales employee. You can’t afford that shit either, so don’t act all mighty.

Yeah not sure how badly to feel for this guy. So he gets one hour of what it feels like to not be at the top of the food chain? I’d chalk it up to a good life experience!

The instant a cop gives you shit for getting his badge number to complain, that’s when you should start doing that.

I was on my bicycle once and the NYPD were doing their periodic ticket-fests on red lights for bikes. Happens once every few months. I’m on a bike forum and knew it was happening, so I had stopped at a red and watched another idiot blast past me and get pulled over by a cop parked up ahead in the bike lane.

I once had a state trooper who was CONVINCED my digital tire gauge was a crack pipe, and got all up in my face about it until i told him to press the button and the display lit up. It was balanced out by his partner recognizing it immediately and laughing his ass off behind the dumbass the whole time, which made it…

I’m sorry was the cop trying to buy it to bust him or actually trying to buy a meth lab? I feel like in a sting you don’t usually point out that you are a cop but at the same time when you’re buying a meth lab you also don’t say you’re a cop so I’m lost here.

Recently read about the cost of commuting on a money/finance blog. The gist of it was: one you factor in the cost per mile (gas/maintenance/etc.) and your time costs, you’re generally better off doing whatever you can to minimize your commute. Of course after reading this, I started looking at ways to cut my daily 2…

Thank goodness, my 55 gallon drum of lube is almost spent.

Thank goodness, my 55 gallon drum of lube is almost spent.

“Amused”. What? Does he do stand-up in front of them?