Haven’t people heard of Telex? Now, seriously, people who want to invite me to do things know my e-mail and phone number. Easy peasy. Do you own a phone or e-mail?

Well, I don’t want to use any of those. I already receive a lot of spam the regular way.

I’m sorry, but what is IG? I really don’t know. I try to avoid social media as the plague.

Who needs a Fakebook account?

When I saw the WW symbol, the first thing that sprang to mind was Willy Wonka (the one played by Gene Wilder). Now, I’m listening to Wonder Woman’s jingle in my head, but with Willy Wonka being sung instead of Wonder Woman. It goes like this: “Willy Wonka! Willy Wonka!”

My exactly first thought.

Anti-vaxxers are VERY STUPID people. VERY, VERY, VERY STUPID people. They should be thrown into jail and lose their parental rights completely. They’re a clear and present danger to society.

It’s back in São Paulo, Brazil.

I went with my son to the March here in São Paulo, Brazil. It was a bit rainy, but we met a very nice bunch of young podcasters. It was a very nice way of spending a Saturday afternoon.

What I don’t get is this: the form clearly states that the baby is three months old. I’d assume they’d call one of the baby’s parents or guardians and not the baby itself. Go figure...

What about Supreme Court Justices and other justices publicly showcasing their political views and passing judgment - in interviews to the media - prior to cases they’ll judge? What about Supreme Court Justices providing free legal advice to politicians they’ll judge? This is what happens when you have an utterly…

I’m relieved to know that these are brand new condoms. Right? RIGHT?

This is something that deserves the age-old adage: “I wouldn’t touch it with a barge pole.”

This show is literally a waste of time. Why do they do such stupid shows? Unless these are geared towards tiny children. Gosh! Even my ten-year old knows more about how to get rid of or escape from baddies. It’s pathetic. When the damsel in distress (who apparently knows how to use a gun) knocks out Rippie, why didn’t…

I’ll never ever understand people who wear shoes inside their houses. But putting your shoes on your bed, sofa, table, counter, etc. is simply gross. Aren’t people aware that they literally step on all sorts of shit while walking outside? Then they bring that shit inside their house and spread it all over the place...…

Well, I’d say being really desperate to take a shit may also do the trick. I’d never wanted to get home as fast as when I was having terrible terrible intestinal cramps. Boy, I crossed half the city in no time. The only time I was faster than that was when my son was a baby and had a convulsion. We went from home to…

Wish they had these POV cameras on F1, Indy, Le Mans, MotoGP, etc. It’s fantastic! I remember many years ago, they experimented with tiny cameras inside the helmet, but they never caught on.

I do the same here.

I thought nobody was gonna say Lost.

Small edit: “... unless you’re a big corporation or ***have*** someone with really big pockets behind you.”