He is The Chad (Charlie’s angels) the Chad must always speak of the Chad in third person

Easy fix, get a high quality sound sample of sebulbas pod racer, speakers near the exhaust.....it’d turn way more heads than the original Ferrari

This has got to be a running gag right? Like the “instructions to the worst employee"

The reason why women shave their legs is hilarious, it was basically a marketing campaign by Gillette

The campaign, an ad executive told Adweek, is an attempt to “liberate guys from wallet pressure and marketing bullshit.”*

“ohh Honey, you will know when you are in labor.”

Dong Quixote

Couldn’t steam use a grade system for early access rather than reviews, like marks out of 10 for different things? Plus this could all be solved by demos, we used to have discs full of them now it’s a rarity

What a super understanding guy, read his comments about almost starting a war with the interview, he really doesn’t give a shit

My girlfriend didn’t have many friends growing up, she loved rock music but nobody wanted to go to a concert with her, her stepdad bought her tickets and sat in the back of a bullet for my valentine concert for 3+ hours reading a book just so his stepdaughter could enjoy something she loved, that was and still is the…

Rock on. That is all

Yeah funny how 1984 was a horrifying version of the future, that pretty much came true, all we need is the government to completely sell out to the corporations and its a real life dystopia novel

Don’t you like deconstructed cheeseburger balls and apple pie foam for thrice the price sir?

I imagine we’ll be wearing something akin to a hybrid of swimming goggles and those little tanning glasses that will cover our full field of view and will be AR and VR capable, so people will be emailing and watching TV/ playing games, oh to be able to tune somebody out like black mirror...that’s the dream people.…

The fuck your mom thing is so rare nowadays its actually quite amusing, you can hear the glee in their voices that they can swear to lots of people and nobody can snitch!

(We are not linking directly to it, for many obvious reasons.)

Have you seen the detour on tbs? (Half hr comedy) there was a scene where somebody was called out for filming in portrait, one of 2016's greatest moments

“we promise to pay respect to the Star Warslegacy at all times, a fact that will be constantly reinforced and honored as a central game design tenet.”

Epecto patronum? EPECTO? Expecto

When I saw the headline I had this picture in mind so I was thinking “yeah right”