I know Joaquin was definitely in the running, but I think he dropped out because he said it wouldn’t be ‘fulfilling’ or something. Smash cut to him now playing Joker. Whatever.

INT. LEX LUTHOR’S LAIR - DAY

Howard isn’t perfect, but at his core he’s a good man. To even tell Jimmy and Kim that he thought he was responsible for Chuck’s possible suicide, takes a lot of courage. Then Jimmy just casually tells him it’s his cross to bear. Cold-bloodied.

“A pimp’s love is very different from that of a square.”

Wait, this isn’t the Idiocracy prequel, Upgrayedd?

Humbug!

That was really the distinguishing feature between Equilibrium and THX-1138. Then “Equals” seems to be Equilibrium minus the gunkata, and what’s the point of doing that?

And CGI faces getting sliced off.

Thank you for saying what we’ve all been thinking.

what you mean is that its missing gunkata.

I normally avoid horror movies, but I will see literally anything with Emily Blunt in it.

I fucking love this man.

Producer: I’m going to release this movie in two volumes

Diminishing Returns, the movie.

Is she gon’ stop, or is she gon’ work harder?

Also REAL FUCKIN’ TIRED OF SLOW MOODY COVERS OF SONGS IN TRAILERS

Smaht.

Really, really going to miss this column. It’s the last of what the AV Club used to be like. Very excited for your Age of Heroes column next!

only slightly less obvious than Evil Panther.

i, for one, found dirty grampa to be hilarious and enjoyed it immensely.