I had a friend who ate hot and readies every day for lunch for an entire year and he died of pancreatic cancer before he turned 30.

20% of the time, it works every time.

I would love if the Browns tried to become the Navy of the NFL.

You don’t need to look it up. The hold happened in the GIF above. The new rules state ‘Any time a fun and amazing play happens, a 10 to 15-yard penalty must be called to negate such a play.’ I don’t even get excited about good plays anymore when they happen and reserve my excitement for the inevitable flag and three…

I don’t think that’s a touchdown in the NFL. He got two feet in, but didn’t complete the catch by taking the ball home and Netflixing and chilling with it.

Wait, so we’re shitting on the Browns for not making a horrible trade, now?

Are we sure Cody Kessler and AJ McCarron aren’t the same person anyway?

<Insert the 'I Know This Reference' Meme>

Missing: ‘The Berlin Tall’

I checked into the basketball-reference website once before. I found it very boring for the first 46 minutes but slightly entertaining for the last two minutes.

I don’t know enough about NFL trade requirements, but is it common for teams to collude in this way, which effectively screws a player out of money they’d otherwise be contractually obligated to pay them?

Balls in your court Cowgirls. Does Jeruh rule you?

Once upon a time, I wanted my dick shredded by Aimee Mann...

It’s almost as though these owners see their teams as the modern day plantations and their players the modern day cotton pickers. What a surprise!

Wow, it’s almost like the protests, like the national anthem itself, have nothing to do with the troops and everything to do with the dehumanization of black people. Who knew!

Bíttolo actually only needed two stitches but the doctor didn’t want to embarrass him.

what? Who wrote this?..I could possibly be an utter moron..but I hav e no idea what this story is trying to say

The way this article is currently written: “People issue death threats against a coach, so now he can be fired with just cause.” Very confusing.

Can we now revisit whether it was him or not in that shark photo?

This program has really fucked the shark.