I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, at least its an ethos.

a ‘do your own thing’ mentality 

The NAIA believes the playing of the anthem provides student-athletes and fans an important and time-honored tradition to honor our country and veterans, as James Naismith intended.

Lesson learned: if you’re going to punch a teammate and get away with it, be Michael Jordan.

I’d say it was caused by Draymond Green, but I don’t think that’s where airplanes keep their testicles.

He should have said “slaves running the plantation,” but that only applies to college athletics.

you are smart enough to understand his nuance and his overtness.

Don’t try and teach me how to be pretentious asshole.

Smart travel tip: When you go to another country, don’t say “bless you”

I just gave you one, you’re welcome

What is it about saying “bless you” after sneezing makes it a nicety? Is the sneezer damned to hell forever if nobody says it? All it does is tell other people around you how ‘polite’ you are for identifying the sneezer. What exactly is so courteous about it?

Whenever you sneeze I will reply with “Really, it’s come to this?”

Stay in California pal, but maybe let your daughter learn about the great country beyond your short-sighted perspective in California. A tru class act you must be and I’m sure your daughter is proud. Just FYI, Purdue is putting another one of their now 23 astronauts into space in the coming weeks. Purdue was also just…

Right, but where did she tee off from?

Unless I’m completely misreading this, she isn’t being penalized for being at a school without a girls team. Emphasis mine...

Not curious enough to make it all the way to that sixth sentence, though, eh?

And exactly WHO is buried in Grant’s tomb? We may never know.

The go fuck yourself tee.

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