Coach, multiple choice question: in the sport of gridiron football, how many possessions does it take to overcome a one-point deficit?

They weren’t.

I like it better that you didn’t know they played in LA last year. It supports your basic point.

For real. I had no idea the Rams played in LA last year either.

Nope. Nope, that’s not correct. It’s like *me*

This is great, dude. Keep this up.

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Greatest football highlight of all-time. Prove me wrong.

Is Yasiel Puig not a thing anymore? I don’t follow baseball very closely.

It’s definitely the balls that are unstoppable. That’s where the focus should be. The penis is just a vessel.

Oxford is INSUFFERABLE for an Ole Miss game. Have you seen those people?? Antebellum is alive and well.

This is not unlike my love of random Louisiana outposts, but without a race component. The more ridiculous, the better. Did you know there are places in Louisiana where they speak a combination of “english” and “french”? But it’s really both and neither at the same time... you need a passport to travel to Louisiana.

Nah. Nope.

Umm Detroit?

Is it wrong that I assume this to be par for the course for a black coach in the south?

I abhor the NFL, but I love football. The fan experience at the college level is so far above and beyond a stupid, sterile NFL game with 18 dollar beers, 15 minute TV timeouts after every play, and every drunk bozo on earth acting like the village idiot. You CANNOT take a family to an NFL game. It would be the dumbest…

That is despite their collective bargaining, not because of it. Certain people will be pieces of shit.

There is no one who fits that description.

What you should feel is pride.