I am currently stunned, mouth agape, that this show is not actually named All Takes Matter. Please don’t tell me the real name. It’s better this way.

And they routinely give up a boat load to Bowling Green as well. But that’s because BG is better than Maryland.

I thought that was way better than the Herman burn! It’s like he just snuck it in there. Maryland, the bystander, just getting smoked as collateral damage, lol.

Who?

NO GOVERNMENT TAKEOVER OF OUR POLICE! SOCIALIST!

They’re mine.

It’s been used since antiquity.

Public masturbation? I was crotching in the privacy of my own home for hours this morning.

You’re still here?

Why wasn’t it on before all that, derp?

Blah blah blah. What about him SITTING for the NATIONAL ANTHEM!

Roll Tribe.

Editor’s Note: they definitely took out insurance.

Lol. Of course they did.

Yes.

I wish somebody would have wrecked that fat shit good ole boy.

20%?? I assume it’s every section. If not every row.

Where the hell am I

Everyone arguing about flights flying into a FAKE hurricane is exactly what the libtards want. So you’re dependent on the government. Mind control and handouts to lazy people. Theyre taking your FREEDOM and GUNS people! Hard earned money taxes maga something something barf

Ohhhhhh the last wall street journal article you read. So sophisticated you are. So worldly. You’re such an important man, you must keep up with the daily ruminations of the street. Important things go on in your life, you mustn’t be bothered by boring sexual experiences. Not when there are financial decisions being…