I think this piece is going to get some interesting comments.

Reddit FTW!!

Marriage

Jimmy, get daddy his special juice.

Dev: "Soo... what kind of nipples would you like me to give you?"

Aww crap, started reading this article, fell asleep and my iPad fell between my legs, right into the toilet.

So as long as there's no Comic Sans, I suppose.

Tulip! Awesome awesome awesome. I need to go dig out my old Preacher issues.

Straight up.

If you want a strong female lead let your daughter watch "Terminator" or "Alien".

Umm. Ew.

Wait, what???

And after that you're gonna get BioShock Infinite, Far Cry 3, and Metro Last Light.

Best Mega? Did someone call?

Pixel art already censors the game, yo.

Uggggggh, I hate sparring with small boxers the most. They know that their skill has to be exponentially greater to overcome the size and weight advantage in a spar and—when they get there—they just frustrate the hell out of me. If nothing else, it teaches me to watch it when someone circles me and teaches me to be…

I teach Krav Maga and practice Muay Thai. I'm flabby as all hell, though, to the point where you'd be *completely* surprised at what I can do. I'm not talking Bob from Tekken, but still. Sure, I can train hard, but I just can't get over the reducing calories bit, y'know? If I hit pads for that long, I want a damn…

Your idea for a game is fine. R* could very well think of the idea and make something with it. But they wouldn't call it GTA. It'd be a new IP with its own quirks.

Yeah, overall I'd say it's been a grotesque and dismal day on Jezebel. Where are these people coming from? Ew.