My dad was accepted to law school and my mom tried to convince him to become a lawyer. Instead he listened to his mom and became a librarian.

BMW 340xi. 0-60 in 4.6 seconds, 33 mpg, and starting at $48k

I would almost buy it just so I could cover it with Bernie bumper stickers.

There are already plenty of pickups with 6 wheels...

I cannot imagine eating a banana and mayonnaise sandwich. If it has to have bananas in it I’d opt for marshmallow cream, cream cheese frosting, chocolate, or something else that’s sweet and creamy.

If we’re talking about new cars, I’d say the Ford Mustang is a contender (though you wouldn’t be getting the engine you really want)

Just be sure to take them at least somewhat frequently.

I was kind of hoping to see what a brown Trump looked like.

It must have something to do with the kilts.

It would actually be kind of cool if you could open the frunk into the passenger area (at least on the passenger side) as well as the trunk and be able to fold/remove the seats to allow you to carry very long items, like fence poles, railroad ties, pipes, skis, etc...

Perhaps he’s seen too many episodes of Seinfeld.

The suspension isn’t bad, you’re meant to feel the bumps in the road. It’s not a fault, it’s a feature.

Now I’m thinking of Swedish egg coffee...

Because if you’re going to drive a land yacht you may as well drive a vehicle that looks like a yacht.

I don’t think there’s anything that could stop me from buying a 340i xdrive wagon if they decide to make one.

Somehow I kept thinking of this...

They weren’t featured as much as some of the other planes in the movie, but what about Independence Day?

BMW 340i