What are you on about, exactly?

My favorite thing is when guys say they like girls who don't wear makeup. Every time a man says that, I laugh (in his face) and laugh and laugh and laugh and then explain that they actually don't.

Sharks don't have nipples. Only mammals have nipples.

Yep. I also do not have any fucks to give about what a guy thinks of my makeup. If I feel pretty, put together and confident....well, guys with opinions about my face, fuck all y'all.

This is so cute! Haha I was talking to my husband the other day about something and the subject came up of how I usually just bring my makeup pouch with me to work and put it on at my desk if I want to put on makeup that day (I wear very little or none most days). He actually said "Sorry to be the one to tell you…

Seriously, the only time I want to hear the word female is in a nature documentary. For example, "After coitus the female of the species devours the her mate." That sounds just fine.

"Something In The Way She Moves" came on one time while my boyfriend and I were canoodling and he just looked at me really romantically and we stared into each others eyes and he touched my face really gently. And then we both burst out laughing at the same time because it was SUCH an over the top sappy moment and the…

Yes, it has escaped your gaze, I guarantee it.

My moderate experience of the Kardashians tells me that either way there will be at least one scene of Kim delivering the line "Wellllll Bruce, of coouurse we want to support you, like, oh my god" with some severe vocal fry.

Also smarter.

The cynic in me says that the Kardashians are waiting to see how their fans react to Jenner before they decide how to claim they will publically react to Jenner.

I have this theory that if you cut off all of her hair, she'd look like a British man.

I Heard that he's gone off the Depp end.

I was late for work today because I got stuck on the Sephora website.

It actually bothers me that I am not bothered by the retribution. Because I know its wrong. It is always wrong. I will not condone what this girl did. But I am not outraged by it either. And that is not a good thing. I have been so jaded by the countless acts of sexual violence towards women and the lack of justice…

Yes, let's get rid of all government regulation! Free the people! We don't need building codes or speed limits or the FDA or courts or rules about preventing disease! If your house catches on fire, pay the firefighters to come put it out! If you need to drive somewhere, you should be able to do it in a car that emits…

I did a Roman Holiday/Star Wars mash up wedding so to go with my cream/ivory lace 50s inspired dress I wore these jelly heels by Melissa and Vivianne Westwood. Now, let me tell you, waaaaaay comfortable for a high heel. Also they looked more sparkly than this marketing photo lets on. The best part though? They infused…

For my wedding (THIS WEEKEND YOU GUYS!!!!) I'll be wearing these lovelies from Kate Spade: