If only you ate virtuously enough, you would live forever.

I'm unfamiliar with HomeopathicSexBark, is it made out of lentils?

This past week my mother-in-law was staying with me and I feel like all we talked about was food. She has been a chronic dieter since my husband was a little kid and buys books, reads articles and goes on and on about what food. It made me completely uncomfortable to eat around her being that I've had several food…

I wonder if people with Orthorexia feel like they do have an eating disorder. I was bulimic for fucking ever and that was..... obvious to me that I needed treatment. To say the least. But I wonder how much an orthorexic would feel they even needed to be treated. Not that this is a reason not to include it, since…

Haha, saw them live at RiotFest last year and it was fucking bonkers. Highlight of the festival.

Just had to slide in and throw some praise at your for the avatar. Yolandi Fuckin Visser!

Alright. I'm done with the world today.

Clearly needs some stool softener. Maybe that'll slow her roll a bit.

It always seems too affectionate to me, but I am also fucking nuts.

Oh gosh, silly me

My grandma and mother both use"...it's interesting"

I want to call my mom and thank her for not being such a heinous bitch.

Could you imagine the amount of ego in one room? It'd create a black hole.

Word. I shopped at the little boys section at wal Mart in hs and refused to wear girl shoes. Sometimes its fun and sometimes gender lines are nonsense.

points at own eyes with two fingers, then points same fingers at you, a gesture indicating we are both on the same page.

I like Kourtney a lot more than Khloe. I think she is entirely underrated.

I would not be surprised AT ALL if Khloe has already tried super hard to get Kanye and Scott to kiss, and Scott was totally down, but Kanye was SUPER uncomfortable. There's like a 65% chance this has already happened.

"...he doesn't stir things up for her [[[sexually]]] like Justin does."

Agree agree agree. Why does all this stuff have to be so gender-specific? I rail against it as much as possible. I do NOT see what having a penis has to do with hairstyle or color preferences.

when I was in high school I gave myself a pixie cut and I usually wore super baggy jnco jeans and band tees. I got asked all the fucking time if I "was trying to be a boy." Until Bruce says "I am a trans woman" who gives a fuck if he likes manicures and grows out his hair. You give Jared fucking Leto a pass, why not…