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NOPE TEAM BRODY

Brb sending this to literally every man I've ever come in contact with ever.

Thank you for this incredibly interesting article.

Shivers

Ugh, this is why I shouldn't ever have a daughter. Because I will end up straight up murdering a bitch. Actually, if she is my daughter she will probably do that herself ;)

SAME about the morning sex. Teh mens do not understand.

Same.

Heehee. I use this joke on a daily basis as my bf is a Zack. Thank you for also finding this funny.

My ugly-sexy OBSESSION:

I'm slightly leporiphobic (look it up) and that gif always terrifies me. TERRIFIES me. Thanks for the nightmares!

I had a bright blue dodge caravan as my first car in high school. And like, not a blue found anywhere in nature. It was so embarrassing.

In junior high I had a crush on my gay friend, and he was pretty goddamn clear with me that he was gay/not interested. Nevertheless I would go over to his house when he wasn't home, his mom would let me in because she liked me, and I would "decorate" a.k.a. post creepy shit all over his room/walls. Every time I went

As long as it's nothing like the production my (mostly white) high school theater department put on. I usually auditioned for every spring musical but I distanced myself from that one.

Kalifornia is unbelievably good. That and Fight Club are the only two movies I like Brad Pitt in.

This is the one and only time in my adult life I've found myself interested in a bible.

My parents think my sister is going to burn in hell for all eternity for being a lesbian, marrying a lesbian, refusing to repent or read their books about how she's not really a lesbian, but wonder WHY OH WHY won't she talk to them, why has she cut off all contact with them? I mean, they "love" her after all!!!

Thank you for putting so eloquently what I struggle to explain to friends and family on a daily basis.

Yepyepyepyepyep 1000x yep

I like you.

Yeah I get what you're saying. Maybe I overreacted to your comment. I am a very severe case, and my direct supervisor knows my situation/is VERY understanding compared to most bosses. Two hours is a long time to just be MIA. That being said, it sounds like the person has something else going on.