Jolly good.

You obviously don't know much about Italy.

genetic deformities?

If you genuinely believe that about this medium-qualified TV actor, then there's nothing further to say.

I wish actors understood that just because people watch them and say nice things about them and they get paid millions, their political and moral opinions don't have any more weight than a gnat fart in a cathedral. I mean, we know Trump is unworthy and the opinion of a lower level deck officer of a mothballed USS…

Compare him with other character actors in the same category from the past: Gene Hackman, Robert Duvall, Robert Shaw etc. You think he stands up to them?

" 'bout "

Always the same old actors jammed into the same old roles. None of them very interesting.

The fifteenth century Homer Simpson was Sancho Panza. Of course he wouldn't have read it. He'd has said: 'Meh. I'll wait till they turn it into a travelling passion play'.

Or storming Omah Beach.

I shall be watching:

But you write as if you were fifteen.

Far from unreadable.

You must have read an extremely modern translation because in the original, the humour is creakingly pedestrian. Not half as funny as Rabelais.

Snowpiercer is one of the worst films masquerading as a great film of all time. Only Europeans who speak English poorly as a second language could revere it.

For fuck's sake, Gilliam. Nobody wants to see a vanity project drawn from an unreadable book. Orson Welles learned that the hard way.

"Myth: The prosecution case was based on the theory of a "satanic ritual"

It would spark the biggest riot that would end with the fall of America and Morrissey's smugly defiant giant head rising through the smoke smirking: 'Serves you right for all of those burgers you ate, cow-murderers!'

How dare you impugn his 'world village' credentials! Gwynneth and Apple shall hear of this!

You know who would be absolutely awful for this gig?