Unfortunately he's also Jewish which is like 'Super-White'.

Yeah, but I don't pretend even to care about any of that. Get the picture, pinhead?

'Orient' is also racist now. Apparently.

I remember when the teeming twats where saying 'Oh Hathaway is the best of all the Catwomen!'. Her? Zippo the Fish-Lipped Pinhead? Beside Pfeiffer? It is to laugh.

Yes. Jolly good.

"Since we’ve tried to avoid ridiculously corny train puns throughout this post, we’ll end on a doozy: Looks like this choo choo is ready to leave the station."

Why would they remake this when Lumet's original was already a post-modern recreation of Thirties Whodunnit?

No college, eh?

He's a good theatre director but has absolutely no idea about the technical aspects of film-making.

Put your cheese-making blind pink worm in my reeking cavern!

Well, if you do think you mean 'That's impossible" then you're actually agreeing with me. In which case, thank you.

"That's impossible."

Yes, who amongst is isn't pro-decayification?

Try and imagine those Broad City kebabmeat-cone-shaped girls in his role.

My vagina is a lovely opening flower! That stinks of fish and drips slime!

Hola Amigos Snoflakio e Tumblerina dos Audio-Video Clubbio!

I found the first couple of series charming, funny and original. has it tailed off?

"Hows that brexit working out? "

So New American, anyway. Oh well, soon the country will break up and then the Chinese can take over at last.

"something many of you admitted you didn't understand."