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"I'm blocking you, because I can tell you're going to run amok in the comments, pooping in everyone's mouth, just like the assholes in the Making a Murderer comments who thought a) he was guilty, and b) even if he wasn't guilty HE KILLED A CAT BUUUUUUUUUUUURN HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM."

Yeah. We so dumb. Except in our last general election, we had a two choice of two Oxford scholars leading cabinets of scientists, authors, diplomats and business people.

Have a read of this.

Did Amy Sedaris ever co-develop a huge show with Rachel and then, when Fox were just on the verge of greenlighting it, dump her partner because Fox said 'She's too ugly'?

Why doesn't ABC just pay Tina Fey to drive over to Rachel Dratch's house and just punch her in the face a couple of times, again.

I see Aziz Ansari as the comical loafer, Rahim.

Shut the fuck up, Mayim, I paid for this fucking house and you and Rahim only get to sleep on the pull-out in the basement while your whore of a mother is in goddam rehab.

I obviously know a great deal more about it than you do. And your moral exhibitionist grandstanding on the backs of really ill people shows that you are not only pompous and vain but actually wicked. Fuck you.

You're stupid and pandering because you feel so bad and for people with gender dysphoria that you are demanding everyone else say such people are not ill. That makes you both stupid and a panderer.

'Closest to it'.

Damn, you stupid and pandering.

Brosnan is good but, seriously, McQueen! Also Faye Dunaway would pull out Rene Russo's hair and scratch out her eyes on Russo's best day.

You'd lose. Badly.

Anyone who thinks "The Thomas Crown Affair (1999)" is better than "The Thomas Crown Affair (1968)" knows nothing of film and needs to go back to the ex-Soviet concrete termite block where he was spawned. I mean, the latter outclasses the former at every fucking level: just think about it, Michel Legrand v Hans Zimmer,

Is that a dig at Angelina Jolie? HASN'T SHE SUFFERED ENOUGH!?!

"As a father of a boy and girl, I really don't care how my children define themselves in regards to gender"

Yes, that was superb. Inspirational, ridiculous, sentimental, cynical, all at the same time.

He did it.

Why are we applauding this paean to an actress' vanity?