This seems contrary to the spirit of Mario Kart which is to hurl obscenities at your competitors because seriously Ryan?! THREE FUCKING RED SHELLS?!

I guess we all were busy looking at the sexy people to notice.

Nobody’s stopping anyone from going to an event like this but obviously the more attractive people will get featured more, it IS swimsuit focused for christ sake.

Obligitory “Loading Artist” Comic

That isn’t free, its subsidized in your contract. No upfront cost and free are two very different things.

They stopped doing that several years ago.

The price of the phone is just spread out through the two year contract. He won a phone.

If I can’t keep dressing like the king from Fable, then what the fuck is even the point?

Ah yes, the famous pixar patent on generic CG looking people.

Almost as disturbing as sending Yoshi to his death in a bottomless pit, just to get a slight jump advantage.

*burps* D...do it, Mario, do it, become a car

The Escala is used in ads to help drive traffic to the dealer. It’s called the Cadillac Escala aid.

Russia has shown in the last few months that they will absolutely pick up the slack.

Hint: It’s China.

There’s an awful lot of white folks in the original, bud.

I seriously hope they keep this mode around after the event.

“Think I’ll just take a nap right here on the payload.”

I love playing Zarya in total mayhem. You’re invincible.

Maybe this article signifies they have grown enough to be punched sideways, then?

Big Cat and PFT are legitimately amazing characters and I honestly hope they get too big for barstool and do their own thing. They also added that Donnie Does China guy who is a fucking maniac and is going to end up in a Chinese labor camp.