GRAAAAAAADE OF C

I wonder if Fred Savage's character has told the rest of the group that Felix has a terrible disease called "caring too much"

I just want to slide in here before the haters to say that I am quite fond of this show and that Beth has come out of nowhere to be my favorite character.
"What if the weather's bad?"
"It won't be. It owes me."

Yellow Ledbetter
Trippin on a Hole in a Paper Heart by STP
Make it wit chu by QOTSA
Can't You Hear me Knockin by the stones
Cock rock representative: slither by velvet revolver
Metal representative: Tornado of souls
Newer songs that have recently grabbed my attention: Small Poppies by Courtney Barnett and Bathroom Tile…

For some reason whenever I'm at work I'm always singing the opening twenty seconds of Fat Lip by Sum 41, and then the music loses me when i get to the point where they would start rapping because that shit is atrocious. But that opening riff for some reason sticks with me.

If this were real then obviously Pennsylvania's most asked question would be "Why Charlie hate Dennis?"

I'm sure The Pepperwood Chronicles is a fine piece of fiction, but there's no way it could possibly be better than Z is for Zombie

500+ comments in and somehow nobody has quoted this exchange:
"Dee, I swear you would be of more use to me if I skinned you and turned your skin into a lampshade, or fashioned you into a piece of high-end luggage. I could even add you to my collection."
"…are you saying you have a collection of skin luggage?"
"Of course…

"Kinesiology… it's college for gym"

Black Gives Way to Blue by Alice in Chains, Foo Fighters' "Still" (that single piano note gets me every time), and I am also on the "Clocks" bandwagon

I'm actually feeling pretty good about Green Day's upcoming album.

I love the moment in the Debbie Downer sketch when Jimmy Fallon realizes that Rachel Dratch is laughing too hard to be able to say "I can't have children" and he just looks at her with a face of "alright, this is gonna be interesting"

and to top it all off, Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead

"Whipping" off of Vitalogy is short and simple but will never fail to pump me up. I also love how Eddie adds a James Hetfield-esque extra syllable when he sings THEY'RE WHIPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGAH

If you've never heard of Tioga County, NY before, it's probably because this maze is the biggest contribution we've made to society since John D. Rockefeller