I got it and giggled. Every cheese stands alone once in a while.

Face it, girls. I'm older and I have more insurance.

You are not a good person.

*sigh* Why shit on a pretty good joke with you banal pedanticism? Hair sweaters : haute cuisine made of human flesh is definitely on the same squick scale of Weird Things to do with Dead Human Cells. Hair sweater might be a 6.5, and pan-roasted Ray Liotta grey matter is an 11, but it's still rooted in the same primal,…

This makes me want to write slash fic. Iona dumps the boring veterinarian,seduces Steff, they have lots of kinky sex and she turns him into an anarchist. They embezzle a huge chunk of his family's fortune and move to Costa Rica.

"Praises be upon them for their blessed work"