I mean . . . why would Twitch do anything? I’m not trying to be cheeky (heh) but how does a butt bring down civilization? Who cares? People who want to watch video games are gonna watch video games and people in a gluteal-mood will enjoy their derrieres.

I’m so worried for that Surface

Agreed. I never understood what was upsetting about calling a fantasy race a race. It’s not a bad word, and it’s certainly not implying anything about the real world — or if it is, I don’t see how its implying anything negative. You’d have to dig really hard to be offended by the term, like you said, it’s just being…

Who cares? Twitch is not all about gaming anymore and hasn’t been for a long, long time. It’s just streaming people’s weird shit. If some of the weird shit is a lady with a tight shirt why does that matter? There was an ongoing stream of that dude who wouldn’t log off, hours of it him just sleeping.

I just . . . I don’t care. If you want to dress sexy and sit in a hot tub I literally don’t care. If people want to pay for it I don’t care. Not for me — I barely watch Twitch as it is — but it’s okay to look at a sexy lady/guy.

Thanks you. Leon and Jill are the true top tier.

Chris Redfield may as well be named Man Guyman. He has the personality of a 4' x 8' sheet of plywood.

Right? And compound eyes. Just something truly horrifying and boner-killing.

I REALLY don’t like the idea of the Quarians looking that human. All of the more inhuman fan art and concept art is way better.

Is there a setting to skip all of the Mako exploration parts on dull-ass planets full of boring sidequests?

It’s kind of funny, right? Like, this action should be praised to get other people to do it. That’s how you motivate people. And I agree he’s still a rich asshole. But steps in the right direction should be appreciated, or else why the fuck would anyone do what you want them to do? All steps toward change are…

It felt like a cool voodoo-themed Soul Reaver, which I mean as a complement. 

I really enjoyed the premise and the vibe, but I distinctly remember the shitty textures and camera movement giving me huge motion sickness issues.

And, as always, Fuck Olly.

Penny-Arcade did a “where’s Voldo” joke back in 2003. It wasn’t very good either, haha.

100%. I played most of the other Fallout games, but at some point I just felt lost and/or pointless and just bounced off.

I had all of these, but nothing got more play than the full firehouse playset. That thing was gigantic, and was the home base for ALL of my toys for like a decade.

True. Living in the waking nightmare of an old man because he killed a big fish is much better.

Subtitles on, text size as large as it’ll go (usually that option isn’t even there), lower music/sound effect volume, then I’ll check for any unique or interesting options. 

Yeah I don’t really understand picking up a metaphorical rifle to go fight in the Huge Corporation Defense army.