Yup, I have the same setup. I really don’t see the point of an XBox. And my PC can do a billion other things.

Beautiful.

Like I said, if your goal is to make them angry and hurt, this is the way to do it. It’s a fine way to do it, actually. But, you know. Be prepared for angry, hurt people to do what angry, hurt people do. We can just have a Hatfield’s and McCoy’s situation of race relations going out infinitely. This will do that.

And that’s inherently the problem. It’s a PR issue, honestly. We have to asses what we’re trying to achieve here, and recognize that human nature is human nature.

Agreed. People I don’t agree with are allowed to have jobs.

The directional facing, with backstabs and dual-flanking, sounds exactly like Vandal Hearts. Which is one of my favorite games ever. So I’m totally down.

The sprinkles are also cursed.

Warning: Please do not attempt to insert your 2021 Toyota Camry into the rectum of yourself or family members. Your Toyota Camry does not serve as a floatation device in the event of a water landing. No part of the Toyota Camry is safe to eat. 

I prefer that to the pointless and dull Mako levels. They both waste my time, but the scanner wastes less time and allows me at least a pacing break from the action. 

Right? Holy shit. The inventory system in Mass Effect 1 is a living nightmare. I’ve avoided replaying the series even though I want to just because of that inventory system.

I mean, not really. She was literally genetically engineered - she even states her “beauty” was created to be an asset (heh) for her. And let’s not pretend being attractive doesn’t open more doors for someone. 

Yeah, ME1's mechanics aren’t exactly something I want to spool out any longer than I have to. 

Of course they CAN do it. You CAN buy a PS5 and smash it with a hammer in front of a poor kid. That’s your right.

Christ. The obsession with secrets and spoiler-avoidance and “surprise” in narrative fiction and media right now has gotten out of control.

It’s not all 100% guaranteed. There is some randomness built into it. You can do everything right and some of the people “holding the line” can still die.

Honestly, the Switch is kind of the perfect console. I think it represents the platonic ideal at this point.

JazzyBeads?

He’s definitely changed/evolved a lot, which I respect. And his technical skill is leagues better than most other comics out there. But I do have this weird problem I can’t let go of: for the past couple years, Tycho is drawn with this enormous brain/eye tumor that looks horrifying. 

If this was a female actress’ likeness, Kotaku wouldn’t even consider posting it. In fact there’d be a 2,000 word screed about how terrible it is. C’est la vie, I guess.

It’s often called “chub.” It’s fine.