My parents taught me how to handle guns at a very young age, the kind of damage they can do, and why they’re not toys.

Assuming the parents were your average completely normal gun owner, I’d probably feel *better* about my kid being over there. 

“It’s like God spilled a person.”

Mr. X was always there. I think he had more of a presence in the “B” storyline but it’s been awhile. 

I’m generally all for elegance in writing, and I do believe that grasping for a longer word for no reason other than to have a longer word is bad.

It is my God-given right to parent while hungover, and I won’t hear any different.

...yeah I still love this dumb movie.

Wow, jumped to the “Nazi Card” pretty quick this time.

...yeah, I noticed the same thing.

It’s funny, all of the changes have really altered the game for me. I actually used to enjoy the “chill sailing adventure” with my friends, but now it’s a constant stressful chain of volcanoes-geysers-skeleton crews-Megs-Kraken’s.

Everybody does.

Definitely not true.

Everything looks fantastic, this artist is crazy talented.

“Conservative not 100% treated like a dog rapist is horrible messaging.”

This is an excellent piece.

My own experience as a casual player is that as they rejiggered the game to be more hardcore, I completely lost interest and stopped playing.

I’m sure it’s an editorial decision. It seems like “push Hal Jordan and Barry Allen” have been a mandate in every DC medium. Which is unfortunate because they are both completely blank-slates that were rightly replaced with more interesting characters.

I was in San Francisco recently, I can tell you something has to change.

Step 1 in reviving Green Lantern would be to jettison Hal Jordan. The dude has less personality than a brick, and they’ve been trying to shove him down our throats since he came back to life to please Geoff Johns’ fanwank.