We’re in the era of “good is the enemy of perfect.”

It’s hard to explain it without spoiling it, but it has a reasonable explanation.

You’re insane.

Meh.

We’re echoing your statements to show agreement, we’re not answering your rhetorical question. Relax. 

Strongbad calls everyone “man,” like, “hey, man.” Definitely a gender neutral California slang thing. 

Is it weird that this column inspired me to get the game?

I played it with a buddy, and we both hated Emily immediately, thoroughly, and non-stop. She became a little more palatable as the story went on I thought, but my buddy spent the entire game trying to choose the worst options with her so that she’d die.

I’m sharing this quote with my wife because it WILL make her vomit and I’m a bad husband.

Basically why my sister didn’t breastfeed her kids.

...yeeah, I don’t wanna judge, but maybe judging isn’t the worst thing in the world.

Something about the shine and crinkles, looks like the dress is made of Fruit Roll-Up.

So Gamespot is trying to trick children and dumb people into wasting their money?

Have you tried “Full Dark, No Stars?” It’s all really dark stories, as you can imagine. Pretty good stuff.

But I was told in this blog that anyone that disagrees with me is a “snake demon.”

A) I’m not liberal

Here’s the thing: even if she did all of that stuff, those two sucker punches to the side were completely unnecessary. If she committed a crime arrest her, if she’s resisting arrest use force, fine.

I had to take a break when I realized Overwatch was just making me angry all of the time.

It’s a form of comedy, certainly. But do I want it to be the ONLY form of comedy? God no.