No, a game where a delightfully upbeat super-hero promotes community, science, and friendship isn’t the place for a dour mirror on police brutality, no. No it’s not.

Maybe, but Spider-Man certainly isn’t the place for it and . . .

Not everything has to be everything.

Exactly.

Remember, guys. If a solution isn’t perfect, it’s worthless.

Yeah, this headline and everything behind it makes me tired.

Parkey Posey is incredible in this movie. It’s almost worth watching just for her performance.

Kevin Smith has like 12 podcasts and a ton of speaking engagements. He tells A LOT of stories. That’s just a popular one that people ask for a lot.

Funny story, Tzepish is actually an old kujubim word meaning “the butthole song.” 

I agree she’s gone totally overboard, but I don’t let it ruin the books for me. I’m a big proponent of “death of the author.” If it ain’t in the official text, it’s just talk. And even if it is in the official text I can not engage with it if I don’t want to.

“We need to put money into Detroit and help rebuild it!”

I guess my next question would be, shouldn’t they test this and notice that if you’re playing on a console you’re probably sitting like six to eight feet away?

This brings up a question I’ve had for a long time: why is so much text in games so damn tiny?

I’d rather take a staple to the scrote then play Mario Party.

It’s definitely a secondary console, for sure. You wouldn’t want it as your only console, but I find that’s true of most Nintendo consoles.

As someone who hates sour beers and IPAs, the current beer trends are a huge bummer.

Thank you for the water I just spit on my keyboard.

Because breasts are only sex organs, and the mere sight of a cartoon boob moving can incense any man or gay woman into a relentless sex frenzy that could destroy America.

For the record, I’m not upset about boobs.

Company makes decisions to make the most money, news at eleven.