And to further rankle Pagano, Grigson is doing so with the imprimatur of owner Jim Irsay.

I wish it were trigonometry. Seeing Luck and Fitzpatrick match wits for three hours sure as hell would have been exponentially more interesting than whatever I was watching on ESPN last night.

So come on...stop making us wait. Now that you’ve tickled our balls with this juicy teaser, give us what we all came here for: What’s the REAL story of how Steve Rannazzisi got into comedy????

Oh fuck you and fuck this bullshit. Harvey’s not without blame here. As Gary Cohen pointed out the other night, Matt all year long has been talking about how much he wants to pitch in October. And he balked when the Mets went to a six-man rotation. He balked when it was first talked about him skipping starts, which…

Yeah, well, more like Poop-Eater Mc Cafferty.

You should feel bad about this.

A Jay Gruden fat joke? Now that’s an offensive line that RGIII can really get behind.

“Those bastards in Bristol are ruining everything,” Palin continued. “I’ll be babysitting every weekend ‘til I’m fucking 75 years old at this rate.”

“Now...where was I on the ESPN thing....oh right, Curt Schilling...”

At least he’s not trying to convince us that drinking Recovery Water can get you laid

Do you need to make more money? A guy my sister knows make $10,000 a month from home selling nanobubble water. Just get some blackmail on a famous athlete and get him to endorse it for all that shit essential oils says it can cure and profit!!! Just visit.

If we did “mass shooter” drills in elementary schools at the rate we did fire drills, I can guarantee you we’d have better gun control laws because the apathetic parents who pick their kid up and get “We pretended there was a crazy man in our school shooting everyone today” might actually start thinking about how it…

hey fuck you man