I like the way Snrub thinks. And by Snrub, I mean you.

Agreed completely.

What's a Chachi?

Sure. To some degree, South Park's "they're all equally bad!" routine reflects sentiment that already exists. But on the other hand, the media (including South Park) reinforcing that message is irresponsible, in my opinion.

But in this case, the two choices *weren't* bad. Clinton was the most qualified presidential candidate since Thomas Jefferson.

He's also ruined the term "President-Elect". :(

"Didn’t he just attend a party and maybe find someone to connect with? Why does none of this matter from one week to the next?"

I blame "the media" for Trump in that they paid attention to him. Thirty people ran in the New Hampshire Republican primary - roughly half had previously been elected to office and were treated as serious candidates, while the other half were fringe weirdos who got no media coverage at all. The media - like, literally…

I have several words for someone who's unwilling to vote for a black man. "reasonable" is not among them.

Here's the keys.

Topnotch dad joke closing out the review, Mike.

Getting in the way of your Frogurt empire? That's bad!

I'm not quite enough of a regular to have had a sense of who E. Buzz Miller was, but I've certainly heard the name and liked his posts and am a well-wisher, in that I don't wish him any specific harm. But it's still weird to hear that he's dead. I tend to assume that everyone on the internet but me is a robot.

This joke is terrible, which is to say it's only funnier than 98% of Tracy Morgan's work.

> Rosemary’s Baby has somehow escaped the remake treatment pressed on famous horror titles—outside of a dull 2014 miniseries with Zoe Saldana

I'm not the best at facial recognition, and when I first saw "The Mist", I did not recognize Thomas Jane and/or know where I knew him from. It just dawned on me that we're talking about David Drayton - one of King's most generic, passive, milquetoast protagonists - being played by Todd from "Boogie Nights". I need to…

Okay, first of all, I'm completely sympathetic to you. Pedophilia is inexcusable and I'll never pay to see a piece of art made by a pedophile. My feelings about Woody Allen - whose conduct differs from Polanski's mostly in that none of Polanski's victims were his de facto daughters - are pretty close to yours about…

I'm so used to hearing dialogue out loud that it took me a while to get used to this show's use of texting. I technically understand that when one character looks at their phone and another character's face pops up and there are words, those words are things that the other character is saying…but it often just doesn't…

Great find! Now I choose to narrate my reaction to this program.

Okay, fine, I was being a bit hyperbolic. Edgar is great and is in no way "the worst". Jimmy is funny. It's really mostly just Paul, Vernon and Lindsay who seem cartoonish to me a lot of the time.