idiotking, I retract my comment before about that other guy's chimp comment being the best one. This is the best one. I mean, the content is great, but the writing? The writing is genius. The repetition of "Chimp" (capitalized, for some reason). The fact that you didn't fall into the trap many lesser wits would have…

Yeah, I didn't get that until I read your comment.

I love how hated AnotherCookieMonster is around here. I miss Real Cookie Monster, though.

As a jock, it is your duty to give nerds a hard time.

He sleeps in a big bed with his wife.

Lady, he's putting my kids through college!

Show-deah? Show-deah? It's chow-dah! Chow-dah!

They'll die before they surrender, Tim.

For years, I resisted watching HIMYM because my friends made it sound like some sort of boring-ass plot-driven mystery show about OMG WE GET TO FIND OUT HOW THIS GUY MET YOUR MOTHER AND HOORAY IN THIS ONE EPISODE WE GOT TO SEE HER ANKLE AND HERE ARE SOME CLUES ABOUT WHO THE MOTHER IS. None of those people ever…

I was going to say that it's a testament to how great this episode is that Krabappel and Nelson's "how many kids did you beat up this year?" / "I dunno, fifty?" / "Aww, fifty!" routine hasn't even merited a mention yet. But you know the old saying: if "The PTA Disbands" is the episode of kings, then surely "Grade…

Yup. Bit him too.

Young lady, in this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics!

I love the continuity of Lisa giving up on her young-girl dreams of Vassar and then, later, developing a Vassar-bashing problem.

It never occurred to me that the commanding officer might be female.

This reminds me of the South Park where future Butters finds "Becker" hilarious.

Yeah, if the pastor hadn't been *such* a jerk, his dying would've been too much. As it stood, he was basically a cartoon, so it didn't cross the line for me. Agreed about the Marshall/Lily reveal, though.

Wait - Sims laughed? Sims is capable of finding things funny? And one of them is the restaurant scenes of "Mom"?

Ring bear!

Okay, I'm lengthening my list of people who need to be in this season by one.
1. John Lithgow
2. Punchy
3. the ring bear

My screen name comes from the time the one Teen Girl responded to her friends' misfortune with "Let's get yogurt!"