Bernie should have been the candidate

Aging Madonna-bes are even more pathetic than aging Madonna.

Only a small minority group of Michiganders speak with faux posh British accents. You people are so intolerant.

New Yorkers! Do you like hockey and good sportswriting? Then get yourself over to Gelf Magazine’s Varsity Letters reading series tonight, where the creators of Barn Magazine—a soon-to-be-launched hockey quarterly—will be reading and talking sports. Details here.

For real. They are one post away from letting us know when Peter takes a shit.

Don’t even get me started on this one.