“And then I said, ‘The Lady IS a Tramp!’ HAHA! Eh, eh! You get it.”
“For the last fucking time, I’m not Tony Bennett.”

This.

This is the sort of thing that’s over-thought because of all the poor examples that are on public display. A good apology is simple: I did it, I was wrong, it’s my fault, and I am remorseful for it. Every component of it is aimed at the self, with no outside influence or cause. Anything other than that is an attempt…

To clarify for the grays: if you’re running a marathon in under 2:30 you’re one of the best in the world, period. My PB is just under three hours and that’s like 75th percentile. (Also nothing to brag about.) To put this in perspective this guy was shaving 2 minutes off my mile times, give or take, and I was serving…

Well I mean it is Friday so...

Yeah but do IWG and Boston Properties include a ball pit with their leases? I think not.

Wait until they install a toilet next to each workstation to maximize productivity.

I have no idea who their client base is other than trust fund kids living out their dreams of being writers/artists/designers in the Big City.

Alright. A lot of snark here, and yeah, that valuation is a fucking joke and their leadership’s technobabble is cringeworthy...

people like dogs?

No, no, no. This is an innovative tech company. It’s very important to Artie Minson that when he goes to his high school reunion, he can introduce himself as a tech entrepreneur, not an office manager.  

Wait until they introduce their adjacent daycare center for the folks who need to use WeWork but have kids.

That’s like 1.8 billion shkreli’s

You’re absolutely right!

You’re nuts. Everyone knows the value of internet companies will keep going up forever and ever.

As someone forced to work in a WeWork while our real office gets remodeled, they are no more pleasant to deal with as a client than as a vendor.

Your just don’t understand, they’re disrupting the purchasing process.

I’ll invest in that. I want to get in on the ground floor of a hot new business!

Pitch: “It’s like Regus, but trendy!”