Just hit a swinging backhand volley down the line with almost no time to react. Duh.

The only way I would endorse holding is if they removed all QB protection rules (except late hits). Starting with the one rule I hate above all (now that the tuck rule is history) the rule that allows the QB to run out of the pocket and throw the ball away without incurring an intentional grounding penalty. God I hate…

The issue with both holding and offsides is that all of the borderline calls we see are not what the rules are designed to prevent. Offsides for example is basically to prevent cherry picking. If the rule didn’t exist no one would care if someone is half a step ahead of the blue line (or last defender in soccer). But…

I think you should get rid of offsides in hockey because it’s a rule I have no fucking clue how to explain or even understand. Icing while we’re at it too.

Getting rid of offside in hockey would be ridiculous. There are definitely things that could be done to improve the game, that is not one of them. All it would do is increase the pace of play and increase scoring. The pace of play is fine; I do think scoring could increase, but I don’t think that is the proper way to…

OMFG someone says “You’re welcome” to me and that shit is stuck in my head for two weeks. Between all those songs, and Tamatoa’s Bowie jam, ugg. So good. My wife gives me so much shit for this.

The guy that did Hamilton helped right those songs.

As a Niners’ fan (no flowers please, make your donations in my memory to the nearest charity), all I saw this preseason was players getting hurt at practice. It’s all I saw last season. And not minor injuries, season ending IR or waived style injuries.
How would increasing this make the games better?

Compromise...holding is legal, but you have to wear oven mitts.

Also, the net is where you get to show off! you get to dust off weak lobs with thunderous overheads! You get to do voodoo shit with volleys! For example: Right handed player moving to the right for a volley. Racket ready, left arm out in front- turn the face of the racket to send the ball under the left arm at a sharp…

Look, I have no doubt that the Packers are capable of competing at home or on the road against the Falcons, but the Falcons were 6-2 on the road last year. In 2016, their point totals on the road were 35, 45, 23, 24, 43, 15 (the one outlier), 42 and 33. They had a better road record than home record.

Well, it’s silly to get into the let’s-predict-the-record game, but the point is that these two teams are likely to end up with similar records, something in the 11-5, 12-4 range.

You assume the roster will get healthier in the playoffs. You are likely to be wrong. By that time, the Pack will be playing two kids from the local Girl Scouts troupe at CB, Jordy Nelson’s other ACL at wideout, two actual refrigerator boxes at tackles and some dude named Truck that they picked up outside a Home Depot…

Rams will stay for at least a decade since they’re getting a stadium. Charger will go to whatever city offers them the most money for a stadium.

Tony dug his own grave on that one. He kept going and going. http://nypost.com/2010/02/23/tony-kornheiser-suspended-by-espn-for-horrifying-comments-about-hannah-storm/

There are plenty of us liberals who get our panties in a wad or our jorts in a twist over shit that is really nothing.

However, I don’t remember Obama or the WH saying about it.

I wouldn’t necessarily disagree with that, but one major difference between them is that Curt Schilling didn’t have the White House whining like a little bitch at him.

Right?

Slander is spoken. In print, it’s libel. Both require the statement to be willfully false.