He’s become the world’s best poacher. He can’t dribble past an orange cone. And his no look passes are comical. His step overs, laughable. But in the box, he is lethal.

Totally agreed. There’s no reason to think he can’t be as effective as a striker as Zlatan has been the past few years with PSG and United.

dank

Blame everything on concussions?

He was in a mental health facility, and left, then assaulted someone.

Probation, treatment centers, seems like he had some chances and continually fucked up.

Prison isn’t rehab, it’s punishment. He tried the mental help route and failed in ways that were criminal. Sucks for him, but his crimes sucked for other people.

I guess you missed the part of the article that mentioned him assaulting people at a treatment facility. But don’t let that stop you from making a snarky comment.

This situation falls in the old line definition of criminally insane: ie, someone who is incapable of controlling their violent impulses, and is unable/unwilling to acquire mental health care to truncate the threat to society. In that situation, society used to place individuals in secure mental facilities to attempt…

Not sure if trolling...... Guy commits multiple crimes, gets pretty much a cake walk, and then finally gets prison time for how many chances?

Sounds like if you walk past this guy on the street there is a 50/50 chance you might get clocked in the face. Not sure what the solution is but seems like he has had many years to try and get better and hasn’t. If you do any research on his past you realize he is a ticking time bomb. From the article four years ago…

Sounds like an excellent time for the team to whip out the ‘Pick The Lineup From The Audience’ promotion! Look under your seat, and if you find an actual uniform, get on the court, you winner, because you’re now a Los Angeles Laker!

I know this comment will receive some level of backlash because of the following that Tesla has, but...

Ugh, I still can’t get over how out of place that massive tablet looks.

I mean if you’re going to Snapchat yourself doing a bump of coke at least have the presence of mind to use the whimsical dog filter.

I say they should throw out any remaining semblance of legitimacy and go ahead and pick the Top 25 lists for the next, oh, let’s start with......100 years?

I’ve always subscribed to the Goose:

I’ve seen teams take shot-clock violations; I’ve seen the Wizards themselves do it a handful of times. It’s fine! It’s even kind of admirable, I suppose.

What’s to stop a rival player’s friend or family member or business associate sitting at home from calling in tips on their competitors constantly? If we’re talking about such minor infractions, you could seemingly call one on just about every other player in contention given enough time and focus. With $150,000 on…

Sweet Jeebus, could you imagine if the NFL encouraged fans to report infractions as they were happening on the field, and then those infractions would be enforced? Holy shitballs, that would be a cosmic clusterfuck. But...I kind of also want to see it.