Hot take!

Keyshia’s glasses cost $40000, as they were stolen directly out of Mr. Belvedere’s grave. You have to pay for rarity.

Dude looks healthier since he got out. Good for him.

I’m so happy the East Atlanta Santa is a free man. The world is a better place because of it.

I believe this man is wearing Chuck Klosterman’s scalp on his head.

This is certainly not a statistically representative sample of the military. But it is far from meaningless.

Reaching the quarterfinals in the World Cup?

I thought Deadspin would be excited about the decision. Finally an American sports team is going to reuse an old Arena.

OK, I’ll admit to lazy linking. Sorry! I should have spent 5 goddam seconds researching, instead of linking to the first such list Google provided. I’d never heard of Rense... But! The list wasn’t terrible as these things go.

I gave it two seconds of thought and then realized that I was crazy because people who thought he wouldn’t be as bad as advertised are morons and we’re proved wrong within days.

Ben Carson went to Yale and he thinks the pyramids were built for grain storage.

Kris Kobach is a man with a PhD from Oxford and a JD from Yale. He’s not dumb enough to think voter fraud is a thing; he’s smart enough to know he can trick people into thinking that voter fraud is a thing so he can kneecap his political opposition.

There was like this brief window a week ago when I was willing to give the benefit of the doubt to the argument that Trump voters shouldn’t be dismissed out of hand as either A) racist or B) stupid as fuck because ... something, something, working class whites ignored for too long.

Relax guys - dude’s arm is covering the part about bringing all the jobs back and getting tougher with China on trade.

Kalm

But it wasn’t on an email server, so at least we know we are safe and secure, right?

Follow-up: Click on the link and read the entire statement. It’s a goddamn gold mine. Some particularly powerful excerpts that weren’t included above:

Seeing as experience is no longer a necessary qualification then I’ll put forth Michelle Obama.

how was Petco funded?

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