Isn’t that funny... I have always lived in coastal states and the idea of a landlocked one freaks me out. BUT...cruises and ferries are OK only if I don’t think about them too hard, the idea of a boat trip with a small group is kind of eh...a submarine, forget about it. I can’t even envision myself getting into a…

Sinking the sub would be a good way to spoil crime scene evidence.

NO VICTIM BLAMING (jk)

Story on NPR this morning was riveting (and horrifying) - police are SURE he killed her.

This is a very, very weird story. If you own a submarine and it’s functioning fine, there are a LOT of ways to get rid of a body, should you happen to commit murder while aboard. I suppose sinking it will erase blood and DNA but wouldn’t you go for strangling or something low-spatter in a confined space?

Maybe he got wind that the story was going to be unflattering and ruin his crowdfunding chances ao he decided to off her and make it look like an accident? Just a guess. Can you imagine the horror in realizing you are trapped in a sinking submarine? Poor woman.

I feel like this should go without saying but, never go alone into a self built submarine with the weirdo who built it.

Better she had not included a photo for a humble brag, because the girl will certainly be recognized at some point by the mean kids at school.

At the same time, if getting her to eat or change her clothes is a struggle that takes priority over the hair. This is her most visible symptom, but maybe not her worst problem. Her parents may really be trying.

That was my first thought as well. Also, if this goes viral her classmates will probably know who she is; the side profile makes her fairly recognizable..

Jimmy has always given me asexual vibes (see Taylor Swift and Tom Cruise).

When you have no talent, you’ve got to play all sides as best you can while trying to piss no one off.

She’s a woman holding a book she must be dealt with appropriately.

“hours, not theirs” hahahahahah

You’ll notice the red (dress), white (skin), and blue (background) that signifies the French flag. France the country that gave us the baguette. Baguettes that get stale after a few hours. Hours, not theirs. They’re trying to steal our country.

Even if she did none of that except the part where she quits “reality” tv and media. She can even keep her weird nepotistic lipstick business.

WHAT WILL IT TAKE TO GET RID OF THESE PEOPLE

I know Hazel brushed the dude thing aside but seriously, I wish this was written and directed by women. It’s always uncomfortable when these piercing looks at female friendships and lifestyle choices are helmed by men. Like, yes, I’m sure these males can write and totally ‘get’ the subject they are working with but…

Better than using fur.