Pressly has her moments, but something about the way Faris can portray the exact sound of the wind between her ears is friggin magical to me. It takes true intelligence to act so blessedly stupid and I want to meet her. And maybe pet her head.

What annoys me is that he lost weight, got fit and suddenly he’s hottie of the year.... but even then.... Anna was and is and always will be way hotter and above his average ass. He sucks. His ego got too big. I thought he was so hot when he was a rugged chubby dude.

generally accepted as one of Hollywood’s most adorable couples

I love you anyway.

6.5 years doesn’t seem long enough for this shit if you ask me.

The guy’s screed is that women are dumb and ethnic minorities are subhuman. The memo writer’s opinion deserves to be excluded from public discourse.

Wow, he’s wrong on a lot of things.

That is so horrifying. I simply cannot imagine being forced to act the physical manifestation of Absence.

Not all burkas (idk the specific type) have eye holes actually. I tried one on once.

They literally destroyed her successful business; it’s not completely unbelievable that a previously in demand wedding photog could have pulled in that amount in the couple of years since the wedding, not to mention emotional damages.

the end goal was media attention, but i’m sure he wouldn’t complain if he happened to get laid in the process

TWO. THOUSAND???

An acquaintance of mine who lost an infant after a pre-term birth just did a balloon launch to celebrate the number of days the child lived. And all I could think when I saw the post she made was how those balloons might go on to kill some wildlife. But mentioning it would make *me* the asshole, so I’ll mention it…

It’s like people who release balloons that will go to a loved one “heaven”. No, it will most likely end up choking a baby bird to death. Please don’t choke baby birds. I highly doubt your loved one will want that either.

Oh ugh!! I can’t believe anyone responded to those let alone 50 people!

Gotta go with “love don’t equal littering” crowd here. Two thousand of anything is just overinvesting in one strategy.

2,000 bottles?

Right?! Romantic would be 1 bottle. 2000 is law of mass action. Just ask out every person you meet then, someone will say yes.

The headline made him sound cute and whoever cited him like a killjoy. 2,000 bottles, though? That’s enough to make me a killjoy too. Take out a personal ad.

Those Republicans, definitely the political party that loves families.