Initially thought it was Oren from Parks and Rec.

oh jesus. Paul Hollywood, ever the annoying fourth wheel. I shall miss Mel and Sue. Although guys, I just watched season 4. How the fuck did Kimberly not win? How the fuck did Francis win after a whole season of “style over substance” comments from the judges?

WHY DO JOURNALISTS CONTINUE TO BAIL HIM OUT? I understand that this was on Faux News, so it makes sense that they would do it, but why do other reporters and correspondents correct these nut jobs’ mistakes? When Scary Spice or one of the Antique Albino Throwback Crew misspeaks themselves, why do journalists correct…

I have stopped reading verbatim quotes or listening to anything Trump says because 1) I can literally feel my IQ declining just by reading his word-barf and 2) it immediately instigates an overpowering urge to self-medicate.

Fuuuuuuuuck. His word vomit is so painful to even read. Guys... it hasn’t even been 3 months.

Look, it doesn’t matter who I killed, just that you remember I killed them bestly.

Well, at least he remembered how big the cake was. The devil is in the details, you know?

e) all of the above?

It’s the “his own people” that’s most telling. At a subconscious, gut-belief level, Spicer doesn’t consider Jewish Germans and Austrians to be Germans and Austrians, i.e. Hitler’s people. He considers them wholly Other in a way that is analogous to Hitler’s own Othering of Jews, gays, Communists, dissenters, etc.

Trump Hotel, Casino and Holocaust Center™  

Let’s not miss the fact that he seems to differentiate the Jewish men, women, and children killed in “holocaust centers” from “innocents” killed by Assad.

Is the Holocaust Center like a mall? Or like a sports arena, like the Staples Center? Does Sean spell it fancy, like Centre?

Holocaust centers.

I like that the guy whose job is to concisely relay information to the press, is unable to make a statement without issuing a clarification to explain his original clarification.

Always remember- Never Go Full Hitler

1. April Ryan needs a raise. I don’t know what they are paying her, but it isn’t enough to put up with this BS.

A WH that can’t even get their shit together for the Easter Egg Roll will surely defeat ISIS. Easily!

I finally got the chance to watch the pilot this weekend, I figured I was destined for heart break because amazon likes to cancel things for no good reason.

When you realize Omarosa found someone who is OK with being married to her, but you haven’t made it past a first date in almost 3 years.

So, this had me shook for a minute today.