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I’ve never encountered such a snippy four-year-old.

They should have asked him for his SAG card in return.

Not long. It was 5 or 6 weeks. It was also the holidays, so I knew everyone would know the jig was up when I wasn’t drinking.

The only thing surprising about this story is that he did anything at all for the non-Ivanka daughter.

Pictured: Sean Spicer

Why the fuck does Pence always look like he’s about to introduce legislation to outlaw the X-Men?

What kind of monster takes money away from Meals on Wheels?

I know Julia gets much of the deserved props, but man the writers are fucking fantastic.

“You look like the world’s least fucked geisha”

That looks great already!

No advice sorry, but gifs and hugs to you

You should order Chinese. That’s what the lawyers on TV always do in these situations. Eat it straight out of the carton.

Speaking of coasts and budget cuts, the Trump administration (ugh) is proposing cutting funding to the Great Lakes from $300 million to $10 million. When people saw the number they thought it was a joke, because no one could be that fucking petty. But, no, it’s a real proposal. Like, it’d almost be palatable if they

Simple. Give up your iPhone.

You own your own fridge?!