It seems worth mentioning that the GB vs DET hail mary highlight the NFL loves to show as an example of their fine drama was also the result of a phantom hands to the face call on the previous play.

As a Lions fan you can only see this shit play out so many times before you start to question why you bother to watch NFL…

“The Oakland Raiders is a great organization. I know it’s not looking pretty right now. I’ve heard a lot of negativity, you know, over the last six or seven months, and rightfully so. But we’re gonna build a championship football team here”

Track: Ringleader | Artist: Public Memory | Album: Wuthering Drum 

Wow. The Jags are so bad, they’re even having trouble handling the Bills. 

My immediate takeaway from the Jets losing to the Browns is that the Lions must be even worse than their crushing loss to the Jets made them look.

I’m sure it must be frustrating to get away from the Bulls, only to have the Bulls come to you.  

No, she is hard because she’s a damage sponge who also can also clear over half a health bar with one attack and also has a lot of interest mix ups that will take you off balance and will fool your muscle memory.

Pictured: World class doofus-hunter, Strickland.

Nah, Reggie’s pretty spot on, at least in the sense that people aren’t really frustrated and angry about the random (what angry gamers call “gambling”) aspect of it.

Yoshida on his anonymous account: “Get out of the fucking orange you scrub!”

A true Schiano-san

Is there some available coach out there who has a secret plan for making James less good at basketball?

The Mets are on year 4 of a 25-year contract with Blockbuster Streaming.

Gort or GTFO

Serious question: what is the length of time you think that people should refrain from spoiling television that has already aired? If someone is a couple seasons as opposed to eight episodes behind, do they have a right to be mad if a headline spoils the fact that Glenn is dead?

I don’t understand why everyone is so critical of the TB12 clinic. If this guy’s methods aren’t scientifically sound, then can someone please explain to me how the Warriors blew a 3-1 lead in the finals?

There’s a big difference between, “The first time I saw this, it really wasn’t where I saw the character going, but over the course of the filming I came to respect the ideas that the director brought to the table” and “I have been coerced to do this movie at gunpoint.”

KD, upon realization that Boogie would undoubtedly win the fight, promptly teamed up with Boogie in the pursuit of himself.

“The sheer logistics are almost inconceivable.”

Cam Newton made it before, but finding that out would have taken 10 seconds of effort.